Never Would Have Imagined

November 19, 2015 Posted by Carrie

I never thought these functions would get any better or even any more exciting. All my co-workers and I do is sit around a table at a restaurant and drink, discussing the company’s issues. Although we are able to drink during these brief meetings, the conversations are enough to kill anyone’s buzz. The other night after hours of web surfing I came across the Derby escort agency. I decided that maybe going through them would be beneficial to my state of mind during these work functions. I couldn’t have made a better choice. After bringing my escort to one of the meetings, I decided that maybe this could be a routine for me. She added spice to every conversation and made everyone of my co-workers blush, even with their wife sitting right beside them. Not only did I like my new friend, but so didn’t everyone sitting around the table.

First Day of Business

November 1, 2015 Posted by Carrie

I flew into London late last night and only got a few hours of sleep before having to wake up and head to the business meeting. I hate these short notice trips that I keep being sent on with very little preparation. The meeting was all day, in other words – painfully long, especially with my body not adjusting at all to the time difference.

At least people speak English here. My last trip to Japan was a bit of a disaster. Because of the short notice my company did provide me with free Derby escorts. The parlor was just a short walk from my hotel, so I went straight away after the meeting wrapped up. It was totally worth it. I wish they’d set me up with more complimentary stuff for the amount of trouble they keep causing me. It’s usually just dinner with clients paid for with the company credit card.

Roll on the weekend

October 25, 2015 Posted by Carrie

Katy and Annabelle, two Nottingham escorts, will be meeting Dave and I at the nightclub we go to every Saturday night. They are both really nice girls that we’ve taken out quite a few times before. I’ll need to pick up my suit from the dry cleaners on Saturday afternoon and make sure we’ve got plenty of beers in the fridge just in case the girls want to come back to the flat with us when the club has closed. We’ll probably have a lie in on Sunday because it’s back to work for us both on Monday morning. We both work hard but we play hard too. The weekends are all we look forward to. We like to make sure that we’ve got plenty of money in our pockets to spend on women and booze. I don’t think either of us will ever settle down in a relationship because we enjoy the single life too much.

First Time in a Long Time

September 9, 2015 Posted by Carrie

I was born in Florida and stayed there my whole life up until last month. I was very nervous about the move to New York, but my third day there I met a fuck buddy at the local pub. Having him around is great because he knows the entire area and has shown me around places to visit and places to stay away from. If it wasn’t for him, I would have probably wound up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Story of my life actually. Although we are on the “buddy” status, I still think of him as a close friend as well. No matter what’s going on, he is always there for me day or night. That is not something I am used to and I have to say it makes me feel so amazing about myself for the first time in a long time.

iFail in the interwebs

August 7, 2015 Posted by Carrie

Yesterday, I was talking to my friend Mike. You know, the one who just graduated from University of Texas’ adult web design program. Well, he got a job with Lochman Real in downtown Austin and he was telling me all about it. It is a pretty interesting gig according to Mike, as they mainly handle XXX accounts or what some would term Adult theme websites. He tells me of this one where he slightly misspelled a word. The contact information for the website was Helen Blowler and he imputed the name as Helen Blowher. I guess that is a iFail on his part! The funny part is no one noticed until the corporate meeting with client. Mike left that meeting with a really red face! His new office nickname is Blowher!

Loose end

June 25, 2015 Posted by Carrie

I’ve rang round all of my friends, apart from Jenny, to find out what they have got planned for the weekend in the hope that at least one of them will be free to go with me to the new nightclub that has just opened up in town. My work colleague Sue is not feeling very well; I think she has a touch of flu. Sandra, my ex’s sister, has a arranged to go on a blind date, and Sally, who works for an agency, is going to an all night party with three other Newcastle escorts, so it looks as though I’m at a lose end unless I can persuade Jane to come with me. The problem with her is her husband. He’s very jealous and doesn’t like her going out without him so I’m not holding out much hope.  Then again he could pick up a new hobby and take a dis-interest in things like this.